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Sunday 27 February 2011

Annyeonghasseo!

I'm showing off a bit by titling this blog in Korean as I don't actually speak Korean.  I can read it though.  Well, I say I can read it, but it is is more of a level lower than my youngest phonics students and I think that if I actually read something Korean to a Korean then they would probably just look at me as if I'm on something.  Like once I was trying to order cheese seasoning for my chips, I was really proud of myself for reading the word in Korean, but the lady on the other side of the counter taking my order was just looking at me blankly with an utter confused look on her face.  I kept repeating it, but after no luck (and her starting to laugh at me.  Yes, she laughed at me),  I just found the word on a menu somewhere and pointed it out to her.  She then laughed (again) and said 'oh cheese!!!' Apparently 'cheese' is the same in Korean as it is in English. Typical!

Anywayyyyyy, I digress.

~~~~ARRIVING~~~~

WHAT AN EXHAUSTING WEEK!!  I got up at 5am last Saturday and left for Heathrow (such a lovely and not dull at all airport).  We said our goodbyes (boooo ;(( ) and were on our way.  The first stop on our incredible journey was Istanbul where we had to wait for  6  l o n g   h o u r s  before getting our connecting flight.  We had a snack in a restaurant and had a beer.  I still had some Lira left over from our holiday in Turkey last year, so without thinking I put the money down and we made our way to the gate.  At least, that's where we thought we would be heading until the waiter caught up with us and insisted that the money I had used was 'charity' money and has not been valid for over TEN YEARS!  How embarrassing.  I must have gotten swizzed by a dodgy tour salesman in Turkey.  Luckily I had some 'real' money, so gave it to him, apologised greatly and made a swift getaway.   The next flight was ok, although I was sat there wondering if our pilot was a trainee as the seatbelt light was on for the whole journey (about 10 hours).  Like the first flight however, I was sat next to someone with incredibly bad b.o.  And they say Koreans don't get b.o like westerners - WRONG!  It got a bit better as the air-con came on, but still.  Ugh.  

When we finally arrived in Incheon at 5pm the next night, we were expecting to be picked up.  Our taxi driver had made an epic fail and got there too early, couldn't find us so went on a new call.  Grrreat!  So after a little panic, we got in touch with the teachers at the school who arranged that he come back.  After another hour or so he came to get us (phew!).  He did however come just as I was about to use the toilet.  He seemed to be rushing, so I decided to try and hold it in. Oh my god!  The journey was actually only just over an hour (but it felt like foreverrr).  We went straight through the center of Seoul so there were a lot of pretty lights to keep my mind off the toilet.  It was pretty late by the time we arrived at our apartment so we basically just went to bed.

17 hours later........we woke up!!  I have never in my life slept for such a long period of time!  We had a look around our new school which is just a 3 min walk from our apartment (ooh yeaaa).  That night and the next night and the next night and the next night I hardly slept.  Damn you jet-jag.  It's now Sunday and I am overrrr it, yippeeee.

~~~~TEACHING~~~~

So my basic schedule is to get in to school about 9ish to do prep then have the first lesson at 10.  The lessons are 30mins each, so lots of rushing around between classrooms.  We stop at 12 for lunch (help the Korean teachers serve up some food), then start again at 1.  We then have 3 more kindie lessons followed by about half an hour of craziness of giving the kids a snack and getting them ready for the bus.  The next hour is pretty good - some nice peace and quiet (apart from a handful or two of children who stay for afterschool lessons) to do more prep for the elementary classes.  We have 2 classes of elementary kids and then finish at 5.30.  Ahhh, home time. 

The Children:

Hmmmm, how to describe them!  They are all incredibly cute.  So cute I could eat them.  I jokingly told one class that in England, we eat 'children' ice-cream.  I had to take this back very quickly and let them know I was joking as a few actually looked quite scared!!  The first day, we had a 'bubble man' entertainer come in to the school.  The children were beyond excited, it was so adorable watching them go crazy over a few bubbles!  After just a few hours with these kids, they love you and want to hug you all the time.  It's so sweet.   Well, most of them are like that......

There are two classes of extremely young kids (like 3/4yrs old).  They  like  love to scream.  And I mean screaaaam.  In the mornings when they get dropped off there are usually a few crying at the same time.  My ears!  They (usually) quieten up apart from the odd moment.  They are so young though - one girl who we like to call 'the dribbler' for obvious reasons, sits in her seat creating a lovely pool of drool around her.  Another one, who does not like to sit in his seat now has the nickname 'the runner' also for obvious reasons.  He sees an opportunity to run and boy does he take it...all around the school....running around with a cheeky little grin on his face.  Cute, but impossible to teach. Also in that class is a crier.  One that doesn't stop unless she is being cuddled.  I can't imagine how I am going to teach these kids 'rhyming English words' in a couple of weeks when they hardly even know Korean!! 

The rest of the classes are a little bit older, so a lot easier to teach.  Their English is also so good for how young they are, for example, they will ask nicely 'Teacher, may I go to the bathroom please?'  I was really impressed, this is actually better than the much older students I was teaching last year.  I am teaching Creative Arts and Total Reading.  This weeks art project was 'popcorn trees.'  The first lesson was to cover popcorn pieces in glue and glitter.  My first mistake was to open a bag of popcorn and expect the kids to use it for 'art'.  The first bag in each class ended up being eaten :-)  My second mistake was to give a glue stick (you know the clear liquid glue sticks) to 'the dribbler' (who is about 3years old).  She squeezed the whole lot out on to the sheet of paper (which ironically I had put out to protect the desks) and then proceeded to glue to paper to the desk.  Then, when I took it off her she started to cry.  I managed to make her stop by supplying her with popcorn to snack on.. phew.   But what a mess!  

I could write for longer, but I'm tired and I have just spilled tea all over the bed and my left foot so I am going to say goodbye for now.

Annyeonghi gyeseyo  (goodbye!!)









Saturday 26 February 2011

Quotes from my Students

So, I've been in Korea for less than a week and already the children at my Academy have made me laugh with their funny quotes.  It's so much funnier because they are so young (like 4 or 5 years old).   I've decided to keep a blog page about them which I will keep updating as I go along to remind me of the crazy things that come out of their mouths.  Maybe they will make you smile too...

Last Year

Last year, I had some great quotes from my Elementary students, for example in one lesson one of the girls was just sitting there touching my arm.  I was like, 'Rebecca, what are you doing??'  She replied, 'Teacher, your fur is very many.'  !!!  Fur!!????  I'd just like to point out at this moment that I do not have hairy arms. Well, a little bit, not they are defo not 'furry.'  I discovered later that a lot of the children get confused between the terms 'hair' and 'fur' and that she was actually quite amazed by the fact I had blonde hair on my arms as opposed to black, which everyone in Korea has.  James actually had a student start stroking his legs in one class, looking amazed and saying 'gooollllld'.    

I remember once teaching my elementary students on eye colour, and then asking the question about what colour eyes your teacher has.  One girl was like 'Teacher you have blue eyes.'  I replied, 'nope, they are not blue, have a look.'  So she looked in to my eyes and almost immediately let out a high pitched shriek, looked away and covered her face.  It was a bit of a WTF moment!  She then proceed to say whine 'aaahh cat eyes!! Scary cat eyes!!'  (I have a green/grey marble kind of eye colour, just in case you were wondering if I actually have cat eyes. I really don't!)  But this kid was so surprised to see an eye colour which wasn't just a block colour, it genuinely freaked her out.  Haha.  She got over it pretty quickly.


There were so many more, but I didn't bother recording them so I really don't remember what they were.  This year I will try and write them as they happen!

This Year (Feb 2011 onwards, aged 4-7)...

Student:   "Kayleigh Teacher, why is your skin so white?  Do people in England have white skin?"
Me:         "Yes, they do."
Student:  "Oh, it's just I thought it was more peachy."

This one was after I sneezed (I guess I maybe have a strange sounding sneeze):
Student:  (In a shocked voice) "Is that how people sneeze in England??"
Me:   "No, I think I just have a strange sneeze"
Student:  "Like a monkey sneeze!?"

When playing 'I spy'  
Me:  "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with M"
Student A:  "Mouse"
Me:  "I don't see a mouse in here...."
Student B:  (With a Eurika moment, hardly able to sit in his seat) "MONKEY BOY!????"


When putting the students in to teams for a game
Me: "Ok, so what team names do you want?"
Team 1:   Crazy Killers....
Me:    Hmmm...
Team 2:   Malformation
Me:   Whatttttt!?  How do you even know that word!?  No, your team is not allowed to be called 'Malformation.'
Team 2: Ok, 'Team Disabled'?


When asking them, 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
Student 1 (boy):   A dinosaur doctor..
Student 2 (girl):   A King
Student 3 (boy):  A power Ranger
Student 4 (girl):  A bone doctor


When trying to get a class to remember the word 'shield' ( we were making them in art)
Me:   Ok, here is a hint... it begins with 'ssshhhh....'
Student: (excitedly starts shouting) SHHITTTT SHIIIITTTT SHIIITTTT!!!
Me:  Errrr, no.  Not 'shit'...


First lesson back after Christmas vacation
Me: Did Santa bring you any presents this Christmas?
Student 1:  Yes!!!  I got THREE!!!!  I also left him some candy and I prayed to Santa (he then did some praying motions) to tell him to give some of the candy to the reindeer.
Student 2: I got ONE.
Me: What was it....*excited face*
Student 2: A Scratch.
Me: A scratch??
Student 2: Yes *points to scratch on nose with an annoyed face*.  Santa scratched me.
She then kept insisting that Santa scratched her and that was her present...

Just asking a standard spelling question
Student: Kayleigh Teacher, what is the English word "T-H-O-N-G?"
Me:  Errr....why?  Where did you see that word?
Student: In my house....

Wednesday 9 February 2011

Korean Adventure: Part 2

Well, here goes my first attempt at writing a blog.  I've never really written a diary before, unless a little pink one that I had when I was about 10 with a zoomed-in photo of a kitten on the front counts.  It was a "secret" dairy, you know one of those ones with a tiny padlock on it so only you can open it.  It was at least secret until I realised that my "secure" padlock could actually be opened by several other keys.  I remember the panic when I discovered that there were about 5 or 6 other little keys lying around the house that could reach in to my secrets about best friends, girly arguments and top ten boy lists that my friend and I made.  

Anyway, I'm heading back to South Korea in a week for another adventure, but hoping for a lot better luck this time! The reason I am starting a blog is simply because I feel like I could have written a best-selling novel about my crazy unimaginable experience of Korea last year.  I won't bore you with the details (like I said, there is enough for a whole darn book), but for those of you reading this that don't know or are looking to teach in Korea, then be very careful of your choice of school!

So (in bullet point form) here is a brief rundown of what happened:

  • James and I find a job in a Hagwon (see below for details)
  • We start work, but find notes from previous teachers about not getting paid *alarm bells start ringing*
  • We get paid for the first month.  
  • Delayed pay the 2nd month, but got it eventually after threatening to strike.
  • We were not paid for the next 4 months (immigration rules make it pretty much impossible to get a new job). 
  • We were evicted from our apartment on several occasions because our director hadn't paid any rent. The first time this happened we came home to our crazy Korean landlord shouting at us (in Korean) to leave the next morning.  He didn't speak any English, but we got the jist.
  • After the final eviction, we quit and were left homeless (luckily we had some amazing friends who could give us a bed until we flew home!)
  • We took her to the labour board, but the bitch still has not paid up a penny won.
  • To make things worse, we found out recently that she has been spreading malicious rumours that the reason she didn't pay us is because she found us taking drugs in the apartment!  She is the devil in disguise!
  • The school is still open and looking for staff - do not work there!
  • The school is:  E.Bo Young Talking Club  Sannam-dong branch, Cheongju.

Fingers crossed for a better experience this time!  

So stay tuned for some exciting updates on when Essex meets Korea......

Laterz